Surprise — Radiation, Day 26

March 2nd — Today the technicians told me as I was walking into the radiation room that they had a surprise for me. I immediately assumed my best Disney princess face, “I love surprises!’ It turns out they’ve finished one field of radiation so I won’t be as long on the table from now on out. Really, that’s the big surprise? I told them while the news was great, I was disappointed that my surprise wasn’t cupcakes or George Clooney. That got a laugh out of the techs who are used to more doom and gloom in the radiation room than I generally provide. Although, if Mr. Clooney had been waiting there for me, is this really how I want him to see me? As fabulous as my new breasts are, nippleless scarred breasts with funky multi-colored dots, Xs and rectangles are not my idea of a sexy introduction to a hunky movie star. He might appreciate my submissive stance on the table, motionless with my arms above my head naked from the waist up, but somehow it’s hard to find anything about radiation sexy even with the addition of George Clooney fantasies.